"The hottest new trend for Spring"
At least that is what the TV told me the other day.
Why...oh why?
I couldn't help but be afraid. I was very afraid.
Has society not learned it's lessons from fashion disasters of the past?
But really, can they be flattering on even the hottest of women?
I saw Rihanna wearing them. It still didn't do it for me.
Putting all my prejudices aside
there are some big time benefits we should all consider.
I guess if you ever need to wear a diaper you'll still be lookin golden.
And who doesn't? I've almost peed my pants plenty of times.
I have funny friends and family.
Sliding into your "skinny pants" after pregnancy....piece of cake.
Carmel Christmas Cakes and French Fries. Bring. It. On.
And seriously can you imagine all the stuff you could store in those britches.
That's why all the pretty ladies in the picture only need clutches.
Maybe I am just old.
An old lady.
But I just don't think I can ever do down this road.
I will be the old unstylish lady.
Over time I have learned NEVER...SAY NEVER.
But hopefully
It's never Hammer time.
for me.

P.S. If anyone I know has some of these in their closet anxiously awaiting spring. I'm sorry . I love you. I hope they are like the one's in the last picture though. They are way better than the other two. Just sayin.
















































